The man behind the website
Stole this from Brandon.
1. Name: Michael Brim
2. What time is it?: 10:40PM PST
3. Rate your mood on a scale of 1/10 and tell why: 17. Because I like big numbers.
4. What are you listening to right now?: Seether - Driven Under
5. What are you wearing?: Rubber gloves
6. What is the most obscure band/singer that you listen to?: Toad the Wet Sprocket
7. What is a song that you love but don't own the cd?: Pssh, who buys their CD's anymore?
8. Have you ever heard sense field?: No, you hippie.
9. If so, do you like them?: See above, hippy bastard.
10. What is the most recent band you've started to listen to?: Ra
11. What is the best album of all time?: Considering I 'legally' own like 10, I don't know.
12. QUICK! name a vegetable (dont copy the one thats already written, please): corn
13. Have you ever been inside a Johnny Rockets Cafe?: Yes.
14. Have you ever been inside a Hot Topic?: Unfortunately, yes. The teen angst inside one of those is incredible.
16. Who or what is your most recent obsession?: Mastur.. umm
17. Do you play CS?: I pwn those crazin' azn's like it's nothing. Then I tell them I'm white and keep repeating "kekekekekekekekeke ^__________^" over and over.
18. If you could meet one famous musician, who would it be?: WTF is up with the music questions?
19. Actor/actress?: Actor: Morgan Freeman ; Actress: That one chick, with the boobs
20. What is hanging on your wall?: Posters, pennants, Spongebob calendar, awards, bulletin board.
21. What is on your computer desktop?: Molecular structure of Caffeine
22. What is the largest amount of mosquito bites you've had at any given time?: No such thing in California.
23. What is the most sushi you've eaten in one sitting?: Fish are friends, not food.
24. Do you have an online journal?: Damn straight and before everyone else started doing it too.
25. What is your favorite SpongeBob episode?: The one with Patrick.. and Squidworth.
27. Have you ever been kissed inside a play structure?: Oh yeah, and one time, at band camp..
28. Have you ever written fan mail?: No, I'm not a hippy
29. If so, to whom? (or is it who? i forget.): You're mom, what's up with the 3rd Degree?
30. What is your opinion on Hilary Duff?: I'd hit that shit.
31. Micheal Jackson?: First of all, it's Michael Jackson, you dumbass. And like, he was born a black man and grew up to be a white woman.
32. Yoko Ono?: Who the hell is that?
33. Do you like rap? (oh.. that should have been in music. heh): No.
34. If there was no one on this earth except you and one person of the opposite sex, who would you choose to be there with you? (note: this implies repopulating the earth with this person): Well like, how do I know if they aren't infertile? That means I'd have to hit a chick that's already been 'broken in' and had something come out.
35. Say something nice about the person you STOLE this from: Screw that.
36. Do you watch FRAISER?: No
37. Do you know what the pen-fifteen club is?: Penis club?
38. If so, are you a member?: I have a penis, does that make me a member?
39. What is the plural of moose?: moose
40. Who is the hottest LOTR character?: I don't watch that fairy hippy crap.
41. Do you even know what LOTR stands for?: Lord of the Rings? Correct?
Favorite/Best.
42. Radio Station: 104.9
43. Star Wars movie: The one with the ewoks
44. Joke: The one, with the fecal matter and the mouth. Yeah, that's the one.
45. Type of food: Italian
46. Pajamas: OSU pants w/ no top. Ooh, I can feel the sexiness.
47. Website: This man is full of talent
48. Song by the Beatles: Yellow Submarine (they sang that, right?)
49. Vegetable: Carrots
50. Fruit: Kiwi
51. U2 song: I don't know
52. Mary-Kate and Ashley movie: See Question #30
53. Country in Europe: Sweden
54. Togo's sandwich: #3 (Turkey and Cheese)
Worst.
55. Movie: Battlefield Earth
56. Way to die: Something involving my testicles and rusty nails.
57. Book: "Beloved" by Toni Morrison *punches Kennett in stomach*
58. Smell: Coconut, hate that shit.
59. Mispronunciation of your name: You have to be pretty damn stupid to mispronounce "Brim." Yet some people think my last name is "Grimm," but those people are morons, so they don't count.
60. Vacation you've ever had: Never remember a bad vacation. One time this clerk at Best Western was an ass and got all sassy on the phone.
Which is better...
61. Nickelodeon or Disney: Disney
62. Everwood or Smallville: They both suck.
63. VH1 or MTV: See Question #62
64. Home Movies or Sealab 2021: See Question #63.
65. Pretzels and 7UP or Donuts and apple juice: Soft Pretzels? Donuts and Apple Juice.
67. Pocky or Yan Yan (did i spell those right?): See Question #64
68. Love or Wealth: Love
69. Fame or Wealth: Wealth
70. Love or Fame: Love
71. Black or White: White
72. Hot Topic or Pac Sun: Pac Sun is filled with less teen angst.
73. California or New York: California
74. Being able to read minds or Being able to be invisible: Invisible, think of the possibilities
75. Harry Potter or LOTR: Harry Potter
76. Winnie the Pooh or Tigger: T-i-double "gah"-er
77. The soft side or the hard side of Velcro: Soft side
78. Brady Bunch or Brady Bunch parodies: See Question #67
First thing that comes to mind.
79. Black: Isajeep
80. Food: Little Caesar
81. Dreams: Hallucinogens
82. Appendage: penis
83. Rape whistle: isajeeps
84. Onion: McDonalds
85. Light: Dark
86. Suck: Heh..
Love and Relationships (sorry just had to include this. muhahahaha).
87. What is your opinion on the opposite sex: I'd hit that shit, but not the fat ones.
88. Single or Taken: 2 Hands. Single.
89. Do you like that status?: My two hands are great.
90. What is your favorite thing to do with the person that you like:?: Put it in their ear
91. What is the best way to show affection?: ITB
92. Do you find sucking on fingers to be erotic (sp?), disgusting, or okay? (heh): If they want to suck on something, I got a better idea.
93. Say something nice about the person that you like: I'd hit that shit.
Last...
94. Person you talked to: Marcus
95. Thing you said out loud: Random Animal Noise
96. Person you IMed: Kay
97. Person you tlaked to on the phone: Vivek
98. Thing you did with people: I played Xbox
99. Time you checked the time: I don't know
100. Person/thing you kissed: Your mom
AND FINALLY
101. Rate this survey on a scale of 1-10 and tell why: -4, because like, it sucks.
102. What are you going to do tomaro: Learn to spell, tomorrow, dumbass.
103. What did you do today?: Went to McDonalds
104. Are you going to post this survey in your online journal? (if you have one): Damn straight.
105. Describe the color scheme of your online journal (if you have one): Blue and Orange
106. Do the Powerpuff Girls suck?: No.
107. Do you like Great America?: Not really.
108. Make up your own question and type it here: Isajeep is black?
109. Do you like to type?: Yes and No.
110. Okay, this survey is finished. Type youur sentiments here: Whoever made this survey is a tard.
I need to find a good survey that would fit this section great, but until then, all you have is that paragraph :)
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